i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
Do they not hurt you? Those pins? - My mum, referring to my lip piercings.
Going to stay in Limerick until Wednesday I think. We have two house viewings this evening in Dublin but fuck it, I need a break from Dublin life and the stress of everything up there. Going to go out down here tomorrow night then for my mate Billy’s birthday and yeah, cool :)
Do you ever wish sometimes that you were an idiot? Someone who was completely oblivious and ignorant to most topics? Is ignorance really bliss?. As Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know’. That really does seem to be the case sometimes. My standards of men and just people in general have increased so much since I started reading up properly and taking a more avid interest in relevant issues, like feminism for example.
It’s both great and annoying. The more I look into things, the more I see how fucked up some people and their views are but also how amazing and well-rounded other people’s views are.
In saying that though, if I were to meet someone, who maybe had a slightly warped view on certain topics, I wouldn’t not be their friend. I mean when I was 17, I was a fucking idiot who hadn’t a clue. I’m still only 20 and I realise that I still know fuck all on most topics. Everyone has the ability to change their views and in the process I think change the person they thought they were. I realise that there’s a lot of factors that can sometimes determine the level of interest one may take on the issues in society and the world: How you’re brought up, where you’re brought up, etc. It can be easy to ignore the things that maybe we subconsciously know is wrong.
Things are not always how they seem. And that’s something that is beginning to become a lot more apparent. And it’s sometimes a bit scary; everything you thought you knew and everything you thought was right, is anything but. That is why I think it is so important to keep an open mind and listen to people’s views and takes and be open to change.
So yeah in summary: The world is fucked, but is also amazing. People can be very daft but also very brilliant and sometimes I think you have to give the daft people a chance to become very brilliant.
the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Last night was my mate’s 21st and it went great and she had a ball. I did her make-up which she seemed to love and her outfit and hair were lovely. She looked amazing.
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
Greatest summation of English literary interpretation ever.
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
The only definition of cool i have is wearing, doing, saying what you want when you want and not giving a fuck about what other people think. Their version of cool is v wrong and v transparent and v hollow. I am always right.
you know that thing on facebook now that says ‘sally recently added 32 friends. do you know any of them?’
yeah well lucy screenshotted this and posted it on my wall
and i think that’s the most apt summation of my life I have ever seen
HA HA. I am such a massive cunt